A word from the wise

"A boy can learn a lot from the back seat of a car". John Barrowman in his autobiography Anything Goes

"It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit" Noel Coward -- quoted by John, above

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars"

Oscar Wilde

"For Christ's sake, open your mouths.
Don't you people get tired of being stepped on?
Bette Midler